Fairy Tale Freshener Mugs

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations, became savvy consumers, the lived reasonably contented forever after'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

A Creature WAS Stirring

Royal Love

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

The Echoes at Killarney

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Fairy tale

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

"Hiya, sweetie! Don’t mind us..!" "We’re here to protect you from boys in girls restrooms..!" "What’s in the basket..?"

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

Sugar Plum Fairy

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

"Great Perfume!"

"It's all yours now."

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

'Mom, instead of reading me my rights tonight, how about reading me a fairy tale.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Snap-Dragon-Fly

Cinderella

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Walrus and Carpenter.

"My client would like to plead 'not guilty' to all three charges of damage to private property."

Fairy Queen

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.