Fairs And Fetes Pillows

Woman punches man for wrongly guessing her weight.

Prize vegetables.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Tension filled the tent.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Face painting by numbers.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Funnel of Love

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Tunnel of Like.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Ice Cream Tower.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

tnl of lv

At the poetic justice fair.

Roller Coasters

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Face painting - children have no faces

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

Whack A Soul.

The interminable!