Fairs And Fetes Mugs

Woman punches man for wrongly guessing her weight.

Prize vegetables.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Face painting.

Southwark Fair.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Tension filled the tent.

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Face painting by numbers.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Funnel of Love

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Tunnel of Like.

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Ice Cream Tower.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

'No sniffing.'

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

tnl of lv

Roller Coasters

"You're probably wondering why I called you in here today..."

At the poetic justice fair.

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Face painting - children have no faces

Whack A Soul.

The interminable!

"Sorry Kid?"