Fete Enthusiast Mugs

Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish

Charity Shop and Faith and Hope Shops.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Prize vegetables.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Face painting.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Party Animals.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Champagne

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Cardiac Recovery.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Canape?

Green Balloon

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

celebrating a birth.

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

All dressed up and no place to go

Let's Celebrate

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"