Fete Enthusiast Mugs

Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish

Charity Shop and Faith and Hope Shops.

Prize vegetables.

Lesbian civil partnership.

Face painting.

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Party Animals.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Cardiac Recovery.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Canape?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Green Balloon

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

celebrating a birth.

A man looks up at the earth

Let's Celebrate

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Yo ho ho!

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

The Running of the Brie