Fiesta Enthusiast Mugs

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Prize vegetables.

Face painting.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Margarita

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Yo ho ho!

The Running of the Brie

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

I came, I saw, I partied!

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

Merry Kissmas

Pinata Zombies

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

Art for Sale

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

Elf of the Month

Drinks

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Bayonne Festival

Poinsettia

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

December Fest