Fair-skinned Fashionista T-Shirts

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

Carioca

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Unicorn in the Woods

Foxy lady

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Burlyesque

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Watering can helmet.

The Formal Street Artist

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

Dog Catcher.

Gerald seems to have turned into a Viking during lockdown

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Dniel Boone makes an involuntary fashion statement.

Gator Painter.

Hipster Coffee

Monster slippers.