Fair Games Pillows

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

World of Cow.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting by numbers.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Clown Face Painting

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Teddy Bear

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"It's for my husband's birthday party. Do you have a piñata filled with beer?"

Stop with racism in sport!

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

The interminable!

Minnesota State Fair.

Unicorn Hoopla

"I'm feeling generous."

CCTV

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

TUNNEL OF LOVE, Niagara Falls, NY

You can take the girl out of Kew...

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'Whatever you do, don't ride the 'Twister'.'

'If it wasn't for Jim Jones we would have lost today. . . he's the umpire.'

'Cloud fight!'