Fair Games Mugs

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

World of Cow.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Face painting by numbers.

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Clown Face Painting

Teddy Bear

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"It's for my husband's birthday party. Do you have a piñata filled with beer?"

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Stop with racism in sport!

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

The interminable!

CCTV

Unicorn Hoopla

"I'm feeling generous."

Minnesota State Fair.

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"

You can take the girl out of Kew...

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

'Whatever you do, don't ride the 'Twister'.'

'If it wasn't for Jim Jones we would have lost today. . . he's the umpire.'

'Wow, Frank - he nailed it!'

'Cloud fight!'