Fair Fun Lover Mugs

"Do you subtract 2 pounds for clothes?"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Face painting.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Early photobombing

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Face painting by numbers.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Candid Camera store.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Karataoke

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Cats at private view

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Funnel of Love

Peel poker.

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Face Painting.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Ice Cream Tower.

'...Please stop the...'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."