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Failed Florist Gifts
Searching for a witty and empathetic gift for someone who once pursued florist dreams? Our collection offers funny and thoughtful items that honor their creative spirit, making them smile and feel appreciated. Whether they loved flowers or just enjoyed the process, these gifts bring humor and warmth to their journey.
The Busy Gardener
'Make sure you pretend to water it.'
Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....
"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."
Plant Lady
"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."
An Unexpected Guest.
Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'
Happy Easter
Rose Garden
"No! I want to live! I want to live!"
We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!
Labor Day Flowers
'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'
"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."
Cats and gardens.
"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
"Get out of my face!"
Say it with flowers
Mad about Roses!
'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'
Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.
'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'
Roses
"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."
'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'
Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.
"I've seen a tulip before."
An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD
Say it with flowers: It!
'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'
Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."
Wedding Fayre
Failed Florist Gifts Collection
Failed Florist Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs for the failed florist, designed to bring a smile to their morning routine and celebrate their creative journey.
Failed Florist Pillows
Brighten their space with our playful pillows for the failed florist, blending comfort with a humorous nod to their creative pursuits.
Failed Florist Prints
Decorate their home with our witty prints for the failed florist, adding a touch of humor and personality to any room.
Failed Florist T-Shirts
Find the perfect witty t-shirt for the failed florist, offering comfort and humor in one stylish package—ideal for casual outings or relaxing at home.