Failed Date Mugs

"Hi! I'm Jim Burns, your computer matchup."

"This is definitely the last time I arrange a date over the internet!"

Carbon Dating.

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Just our luck. We finally see the 'feel good' movie of the year and it's December."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'It's our fifth date, so I'll take a box of impatience.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"It's gotta be a good place – we've been ignored for well over an hour now."

"They grow up so slow."

'It's not you, Richard. It's your ring tone.'

"The dinner date was a disaster! I realised he was still a "Mama's Boy" when I saw he was expecting me to regurgitate his food..."

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

'This beeper goes off when it's my Birthday. This beeper goes off on the day we met. This beeper goes off on Valentine's Day...'

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

'You write books, you say!'

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

'When I said you could pick me up at 8, I assumed you owned a car.'

"You've been really interesting ever since we got through your origin story."

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

"You're the first guy I've met who really listens and blah, blah, blah..."

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