Failure Mugs

"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

'My French is not so good.'

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

"They grow up so slow."

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

"How's that pub landlord thing working out?"

"Of course failure is an option; I use it all the time!"

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

Change of Management - Fortunes Told

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

"Sure, I could hold your hand during down markets...but it wouldn't help you learn how to embrace failure."

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident

"Mr. Saltee"

-"My new business is a total flop!" -"Remember what I told you..Do research!"

'I am willing to fail... as long as it's not my fault.'

'I have repented my new economy ways, will work for money'.

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

"This is definitely the last time I arrange a date over the internet!"

'If you're planning to move back in here with your mother and me, you'll have to abide by our rules.'

'I need someone who can relate to failure.'

"Dot com, dot go, now I got - no dough."

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

'Can we lose our shirts and get away with calling it a wardrobe malfunction?'

'Today I discover fire, tonight she burns dinner.'

"Oh no, when I tell my dad, she'll go ballistic!"

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

'Cards for those special occasions'.

'We're e-bankrupt.'

'How many times did I tell you 'Don't eat the free samples given out on the street!'?'

Orville was so close the landing the big accounts.