Failed Bandit T-Shirts

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Motorherd

Fish talking about fisherman

Artists of the wild west.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

White Collar Crime.

BLESS YOU

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Bureau of Buzzwords

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

The Specimen Hunter

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Silent music

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

Men playing a version of hide and seek

Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

After Office

"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£