Failed Bandit Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the spirit of the failed bandit—creative, rebellious, and full of charm? Our curated selection features humorous and thoughtful items that speak to those who embrace their quirks and love a good story of misadventure. Whether for a friend who’s a budding artist or a creative spirit with a mischievous streak, these unique products make memorable gifts that celebrate authenticity and humor.

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"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

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'Have you tried our home-made wine?' mockup

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

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'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.' mockup

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

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"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?" mockup

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

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"First time pruning?"

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Motorherd

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Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss. mockup

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

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Fish talking about fisherman

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Artists of the wild west.

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White Collar Crime.

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Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle. mockup

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

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'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?' mockup

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

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"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game." mockup

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

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BLESS YOU

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Bureau of Buzzwords

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'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?' mockup

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

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The Specimen Hunter

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'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!' mockup

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

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"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway." mockup

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

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Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like... mockup

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

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Fisher being dragged along by catch. mockup

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

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Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen mockup

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

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Silent music

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Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box. mockup

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

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Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby! mockup

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

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'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!' mockup

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

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'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!' mockup

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

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Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me? mockup

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

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'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.' mockup

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

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Men playing a version of hide and seek mockup

Men playing a version of hide and seek

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"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£

"I really like the author's characterizations, and her dialog is witty and well paced. . . the ending threw me off though, I never would have guessed the killer was the stepson.£

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Fishing Terms: Lob Worm

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After Office

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'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!' mockup

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

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'This is so embarrassing. I don't even like worms.'

'This is so embarrassing. I don't even like worms.' mockup

'This is so embarrassing. I don't even like worms.'

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Failed Bandit Gifts Collection

Failed Bandit Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the failed bandit's spirit—quirky, humorous, and perfect for starting your day with a smile. Click here to see more!

Failed Bandit Pillows

Bring humor and personality into your home with our failed bandit pillows. Cozy, funny, and perfect for those who love a bit of mischief—see all options now!

Failed Bandit Prints

Discover our artistic prints inspired by the failed bandit—a perfect way to add character and wit to your walls. Browse the collection today!

Failed Bandit T-Shirts

Find your next favorite tee with designs inspired by the failed bandit—witty, rebellious, and uniquely creative. Shop our collection now!