Bowling Bandit T-Shirts

"Payback time."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Motorherd

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Deliboys

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

BLESS YOU

Fido and Fifi

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Bureau of Buzzwords

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

The Specimen Hunter

Mom's House O' Chili.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Silent music

He also buried the bitcoin password in the treasure chest.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

The reason why moments like this are utterly wasted on advertising people...

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

Horse racing is the only sport where a 3 year old can make an adult behave like a baby!

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

'Could you help out a fellow fisherman down on his luck? I haven't had a bite in three days!'

'This is so embarrassing. I don't even like worms.'

'Mr. Clark, if you ever want to have a bath with your favourite rubber duck again, we want two loaves of fresh white bread! And don't even think of calling the cops!'

"I ain't got it!!"