Fad Critic Pillows

'Keep calm and wait for this irritating fad to pass.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Your ad here!

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"You're wearing too much rouge."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

Fired Big Shots Who's Who.

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."