Factory Explorer Gifts

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Central office? There's a tour group here I don't like the looks of.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Your Future Home.

Fragile stamper.

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Satis Factory Tour

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"I'd like to make a return."

Air Pollution Threat

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"And this is where we add the natural goodness."

Parent and child enter library. Sign says, '30 minute time limit on the internet. Unlimited amount of time on books!

A day in the life of an aircraft assembly fitter...'

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

'I just asked if you were finding everything alright. I never said I worked here.'