'I tell you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'
Facilities_coordinator Pillows
Add a touch of humor and comfort with pillows featuring playful designs for facilities coordinators. Great for their office or home, these pillows remind them of their indispensable role.
No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.
"You may now kiss the bride..."
"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."
"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."
Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late
'So much for your new Satnav!'
Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.
Trade Show Sherpas
Acme. Breakable prop transporter.
"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."
How Amazon was invented
Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer
"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.
Fragile stamper.
'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'
'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'
Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.
'Hey, hey, hey!'
Sick Building Syndrome
Caution signs.
"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."
Supply Chain
"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."
"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."
Job Safety - Hardhat.
How Many It Takes
Parent Involvement Tip #1
"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"
'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'
The Aisle
Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.
"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."
Facilities_coordinator Pillows Collection
Facilities_coordinator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs tailored for facilities coordinators—perfect for adding humor and personality to their morning routine.
Facilities_coordinator Prints
Browse our art prints celebrating facilities coordinators—perfect for decorating their office or giving as a thoughtful gift.
Facilities_coordinator T-Shirts
Discover witty and comfortable t-shirts for facilities coordinators—great for workdays or casual outings with a dash of humor.