Facilities_coordinator Mugs

'I tell you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

How Amazon was invented

Trade Show Sherpas

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

Fragile stamper.

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Sick Building Syndrome

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Caution signs.

Supply Chain

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

How Many It Takes

Parent Involvement Tip #1

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

The Aisle

Modular Offices