Facials Pillows

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

The Beard in the Stone

Movember

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Clock Tower Shadow

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Old School Mustaches

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"