Facials Pillows

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

The Beard in the Stone

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

Movember

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

30 Days Has Movember

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Today I am trying to grow a bit of beard...

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

My Life in Beards.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Clock Tower Shadow

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Old School Mustaches

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Man with fake beard gets a package from the Beard of the Month club.

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and