Facepalm Collector Pillows

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Dog in love

A watch face with Stonehenge

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"They were built during a pandemic."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Woman applying makeup

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

Batman - Face ID

GLAD-YOU-ATION

A gap between the solar panels

"More concealer?"

'Try his land line.'

Masquerade

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

A Masked Ball

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."