Facepalm Collector Gifts

"But officer. I wasn't texting. I was `sexting`."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Dog in love

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Don't you try those cheap scare tactics with me, Rendleman!'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

"They were built during a pandemic."

Woman applying makeup

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'Luckily, it doesn't look too serious.'

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

Batman - Face ID

'Try his land line.'

A gap between the solar panels

Masquerade

"More concealer?"

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

A Masked Ball

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

Cat Mask