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Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Curling your hair for no reason

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

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'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

Dog Weightlifting

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

"I was building up my pecs."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"I love strong coffee."

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

strong man bends an iron bar

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Balloons On Barbell.

Heavy syrup