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Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Complete Makeover

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Face Mask Romance

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Dog Weightlifting

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Brawnstorming session.

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Pushy Coach.

"I love strong coffee."

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

strong man bends an iron bar

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"I was building up my pecs."

The clean and 'jerk' - weights too heavy.

"Hey dude, when I said curls might help, that's not what I meant."

Heavy syrup