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Doctor talks to face that is halfway down man's body: 'I'm afraid the face transplant has not quite taken.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'A spoiler is standard on all sports cars. It helps protect your hair transplant.'

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"

'Promise you won't smudge his face painting?'

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

'They're hideous, aren't they?'

After inserting Bob's fortieth plug, the doctor installed a surge protector, just to be on the safe side.

Fred was mortified to discover his web cam was broadcasting to his new boss while he was seeing what he might look like after plastic surgery.

"Do you like your new false teeth?"

"I had no idea my three favorite things were going to the movies, eating out, and touching my face."

Hair implants.

Hair Transplants/A new you... Barber/A new you unplugged.

'Thanks to my little deal with the organ transplant company, we're finally free of debt, honey!'

'Remember to comb your hair for that school bus pass photography, Jimmy...'

'You're going to REPLACE the prolapsed rectum?...'

'I think you should know I've had some work done.'

'So you're through with crossdressing and you want me to refer you for wolf-to-sheep surgery?'