Face-to-face Chatter T-Shirts

'This is my chat room.'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

Time for tea and friendship.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"I hear you may do a baby."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Social Notworking

White Wine Wisdom (2)

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

At Gossips Anonymous...

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

"I handle chatty people for him."

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

"Let's just do the top layer."