Face-to-face Chatter Mugs

'This is my chat room.'

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

Time for tea and friendship.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"I hear you may do a baby."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

At Gossips Anonymous...

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

"I handle chatty people for him."

"Let's just do the top layer."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'