Face-off Fanatic T-Shirts

"I would say your stickhandling needs a little work."

'Could you wait until I drop the puck next time?'

Mayo-A-Mayo

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

Rugby Mad.

Lion v Kiwi.

'They sat in an etape, playing bezique and swilling skookum saloop.'

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

'Sorry, I knocked him out when I threw in the towel.'

'This is my trophy wife...I won her in a bowling tournament.'

And in the red corner with a record of 0 wins, 42 losses, it's Eddie 'Can't fight his way out of a wet paper bag' Turner.

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

Standup Dictator

UFC on steroids...

Alright, Hutchins - This 'toon ain't big enough for the both of us!

'I'll raise you, Lazarus . . . '

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

Rocko the Boxer

'Apparently it has anti-cheating software installed.'

While You Were Out Cold

"I can see your cards, David."

'Then I hit him with my three-legged punch. . .I hit him with my stool.'

Putting in some Facetime

"... And try to avoid those nasty uppercuts of his."