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"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Tom Bagley's Outer Shell.

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

"Nothing wrong with half-truths...you still have 50% to manipulate."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

"I really didn't want him, but I need him to cover up the fact that I sometimes smell like a wet dog."

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"If they're going to try and take more of my money on taxes have a good night to move abroad I'm not paying my taxes somewhere else!"

The sad man carries a smiling face mask

Not wanting to seem sour or charmless, Steve smiled his way through life.

'My cosmetic surgery clinic does well but it's always nip and tuck.'

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'According to my analysis, the Theoretical Maths Department should be able to survive if we can budget for paper and pencils...'

'Bill, I want you to meet Hal from accounting.'

A figure carries different masks off into the distance.

"Remember girls - these are evil and must be punished!!"

"Bill and I are readers."

"We don't actually have to BE happy, Cody -- we just have to LOOK happy."

Bob practices lying.

'As long as no one knows that I don't know what I'm doing, there's no problem...'

"You seem so chill!"

"Damn, I'm cool when I'm not wearing a mask..."