Facade Disruptor Pillows

"You seem so chill!"

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"Move, Gary."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'She wishes.'

Toxic Masculinity

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

"You must be the new guy!"

'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

Spoonfest

'I didn't know I was going to sneeze.'

"If anyone wants me, I'll be out photobombing the tourists."

"Hi, I'm on the train."

The sad man carries a smiling face mask

Occupy crunch

A figure carries different masks off into the distance.

'Miss Jones, those pants have got to go. I can't have my secretary looking like a boy.'

An angry engineer getting out of a train that has had to stop because a woman has taken some railroad ties out to build a flower garden in the middle of the tracks.

"A first-class stamp, please. Something casual."

'We'd like to share a haircut.'

"Damn, I'm cool when I'm not wearing a mask..."