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'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

I quilt therefore I am

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"Here's your sweater back."

King Madras

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Sawdust.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

"It's the addition for our family room."

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"