Fabric Softener Aficionado Prints

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

I quilt therefore I am

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

"Here's your sweater back."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

King Madras

Sawdust.

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

House of Beans - No Smoking.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'Yes, it is a carrot. You haven't been getting enough fibre.'

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"