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'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

'What if I promise not to look?'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No cheating'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'The smallest line I can read says 'Made In China'.'

George Washington's Birthday

Blind Cyclist

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

'Are you sure that mobile eye clinic was ok, Dear?'

"Yes, I really love my new job at the ophthalmology clinic, except for feeling a little... creeped out."

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

Reading over someone's shoulder.

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."