Eye Care Enthusiasts T-Shirts

You should have come in sooner.

'New glasses often hurt at first Tom.'

'Are you sure that mobile eye clinic was ok, Dear?'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"How many letters can you read?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'No cheating'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

Optician and the PI.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

"Would you rather be smart or funny?"

"Ok, now can you read this text from my ex-wife? Because I'm scared to."