Eye Care Devotee T-Shirts

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"How many letters can you read?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'No cheating'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

GURLERS

Optician and the PI.

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"Would you rather be smart or funny?"

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'