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"How about the second line?"

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"How many letters can you read?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'No cheating'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

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"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

Optician and the PI.

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

"It's a special place where they check the eyes in the back of their heads."