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Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"He's So Your Type."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Easter Bonnet

"He has great communication skills."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'...He's always been the life of the party.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Man and dog stuck on an island in the ocean: dog wants to have a walk.

Walter The Sea Monster

'He was too chatty. I don't like small talk. Too much gibber, not enough jabber.'

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

"Boy! That Harvey will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention, won't he?"

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

Diversions at the Pub

Extrovert/Introvert.

Not in the mood for human interaction line

'I've just discovered that the only loop I'm in, is the one I just got thrown for...'

"Hey, you! Wanna be my best friend?"

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

'I never watch educational television. I guess I'm old fashioned. If I want to learn something, I listen to the radio.'

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

Tie says twit, fool, idiot etc: 'I like to wear loud ties at work to project my true personality.'