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Walter The Sea Monster

'He was too chatty. I don't like small talk. Too much gibber, not enough jabber.'

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"I believe this is your table"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Mind if I join you?'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"He has great communication skills."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

'...He's always been the life of the party.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

Cakeless.

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

"Hey! Pipe down over there! Can't you read the subtitle?"

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

Diversions at the Pub

A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.

"Boy! That Harvey will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention, won't he?"

Extrovert/Introvert.

'I've just discovered that the only loop I'm in, is the one I just got thrown for...'

"Hey, you! Wanna be my best friend?"

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

Rebels without causes: Lorem ipsum, T.B.D., Insert slogan here

"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."

"Ignore everyone."

Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...

"It's the story of my life: A round peg in a square pants family!"