Extrovert Admirer Pillows

Walter The Sea Monster

'He was too chatty. I don't like small talk. Too much gibber, not enough jabber.'

"I believe this is your table"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"He gets easily abstracted."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"He has great communication skills."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'...He's always been the life of the party.'

Cakeless.

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

Diversions at the Pub

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

A man climbs a tree to try to blow out the sun.

"Boy! That Harvey will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention, won't he?"

Extrovert/Introvert.

'I've just discovered that the only loop I'm in, is the one I just got thrown for...'

"Hey, you! Wanna be my best friend?"

Rebels without causes: Lorem ipsum, T.B.D., Insert slogan here

"I'll admit, he may be a bit odd, maybe even creepy. But, he is hands down the best bell ringer we've ever had."

"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."

"Ignore everyone."

Tie says twit, fool, idiot etc: 'I like to wear loud ties at work to project my true personality.'

Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...

"I took the liberty of buying myself a Father's Day gift."

'No, you can't join us.'