Extravagance Admirer Pillows

"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."

"I took the liberty of buying myself a Father's Day gift."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Baroque Peacock

"An everything Martini, please."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

Candy Corn Dracula

"I opted for the upgrades."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

The car showroom

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

Tracey Emin

"Anyone can helicopter in -- but how many firms have a corporate gondola?"

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

Toilet Art.

Cakeless.

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

The Death of Pierrot

Walter The Sea Monster