Extravagance Admirer Gifts

"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."

"I took the liberty of buying myself a Father's Day gift."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Baroque Peacock

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"An everything Martini, please."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

Francis Picabia

Candy Corn Dracula

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"I opted for the upgrades."

Samuel Beckett

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

The car showroom

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

Tracey Emin

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

Toilet Art.

The Death of Pierrot

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

"Anyone can helicopter in -- but how many firms have a corporate gondola?"

Cakeless.