Extreme Tourism Pillows

Won't Get Off the Bus Tours

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

Vacation on the Moon.

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Alternative Airport

Arctic Caravan Breaks

"A banker?! But that means you don't even HAVE a soulll. . . Damn it - for once the human wins."

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

Birds of the Pantanal

Egalitarianism in India

Ducks Migration Patterns

'You don't know how grateful I am to have someone to talk to.'

'So you wish to remain at base camp. Need I remind you that scaling Everest was to be a family vacation?'

'And what do you do for a living Richard?' 'I'm a Lightning Conductor.'

'You may find the mosquitos around here a little tiresome.'

'We'll need to have some kind of lottery because everyone will want to work here.'

Glider crashes into a rainbow.

'I can take some of the swing out of your portfolio.'

Man equipped for a shopping expedition