Extreme Tourism Mugs

Won't Get Off the Bus Tours

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

Glass Bottom Tours.

Vacation on the Moon.

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

Alternative Airport

Arctic Caravan Breaks

"A banker?! But that means you don't even HAVE a soulll. . . Damn it - for once the human wins."

"I've just realised I forgot to record Bake Off. I'm going to have to go back!"

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

Birds of the Pantanal

Egalitarianism in India

Ducks Migration Patterns

'You don't know how grateful I am to have someone to talk to.'

If there were one place on earth you'd never visit, where would that be, Randy? Easy: That would be McMurdo Station, Antarctica, little buddy. Nothing encourages hot snuggling more than being marooned in an icy wasteland. That would be a total waste of my skills of seduction. No challenge. I'd never visit the Mariana Trench. People don't live anywhere near there, and it's the deepest spot in the ocean ... so there'd be no wifi and not even satellite internet could reach it. We should have our ow

'So you wish to remain at base camp. Need I remind you that scaling Everest was to be a family vacation?'

'And what do you do for a living Richard?' 'I'm a Lightning Conductor.'

'You may find the mosquitos around here a little tiresome.'

'We'll need to have some kind of lottery because everyone will want to work here.'

Glider crashes into a rainbow.

'I can take some of the swing out of your portfolio.'

Man equipped for a shopping expedition