Extreme Vacation Enthusiast Mugs

'So you wish to remain at base camp. Need I remind you that scaling Everest was to be a family vacation?'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fight or Flight

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Sunbathers.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Beach hats

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."

"I only need shade for my wine."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Well Earned Vacation"

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"How's it look back there?"

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

Holiday Aerobics.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Noooooooooooo!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Vacation Bus Photo

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

100k Desert Crawl

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'