Extreme Sports Comedy T-Shirts

Extreme Sports Injuries Dept.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Dedication to excellence....

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Champions biting their medals

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Bobsled Police.

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

"Keep your shape at the back...."

Prison Croquet Team

Discus accidents.

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'