The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...
Extreme Sport Satire T-Shirts
Celebrate the wild side with our extreme sport satire t-shirts—fun, clever designs that speak to adrenaline junkies with a sense of humor.
'Tony, you always try to lead.'
"What's he going to do now, break wind?"
10K Run: Smoker's Lane.
The Golfing Accident
A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.
"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."
'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'
United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.
'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'
Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)
The Hockey World
The Leafs win the Cup!
Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.
'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'
"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."
Volcano Sacrifice Competition
Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'
'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '
Goodbye Opiate of the Masses
'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'
Various men worshipping a statue of a football
'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'
Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.
"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."
"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."
'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'
'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'
"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"
The solitude of bean farming appealed to the ex-ballplayer after his fall from grace.
Racketeer
Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms
"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."
Glenn Hoddle
'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'
Extreme Sport Satire T-Shirts Collection
Extreme Sport Satire Mugs
Explore more hilarious gear with our extreme sport satire mugs—bring humor to their favorite morning routine.
Extreme Sport Satire Pillows
Find a humorous touch for their home or gym with our extreme sport satire pillows—comfort with a punchline.
Extreme Sport Satire Prints
Decorate with wit—check out our extreme sport satire prints that add personality and humor to any space.