Extreme Sports Comedy Mugs

Extreme Sports Injuries Dept.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Dedication to excellence....

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Champions biting their medals

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Bobsled Police.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Discus accidents.

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

"Keep your shape at the back...."

Prison Croquet Team

The Puck Stops Here.

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'