Extreme Sanitizer Pillows

Hand Sanitisers

Whack-a-molecule

Flu vaccine.

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Criminal Germs

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

"As you can see, hands are about to hit peak dryness, so we're predicting record lotion sales for next quarter."

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Hygiene the best vaccine

"Who sanitizes the Sanitizer?"

War reporter

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

"You better hurry up and get in the queue!"

Hand Sanitizer in Restaurant

Sanitizer

The dark side of hand santizer

"Whoops! – Autopilot."

Please wash hands before using hand sanitizer

It's not slime, it's sanitizer.

I can't tell anymore if you're sanitizing your hands or just wringing them.

"Hi. My name is Chris and I'm a 'rubbing alcoholic.'"

Knowing the dangers of being a Church Greeter during cold and flu season, Harold stocks up on hand sanitizer.

Tensions are high in the produce section as no one dares to lick their fingers.

Art in Pandemic Time.

Hand Sanitizer

"It looks like you're retaining soap, disinfectant and hand sanitizer."

'Attaboy...a good firm grip. Now, let's go sanitize our hands!'