Digital Sanitizer Advocate Pillows

"I'll shake your hand as soon as I'm done downloading this hand sanitizer app."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

Flu vaccine.

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"Come home when the internet's back on."

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

NIl by 'phone.

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

"I agree, it's a real worry. We may have to consider limiting her screen time."

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Hygiene the best vaccine

Hiding From Social Media

"All I said was that for health and safety reasons they'd have to leave their phones switched off!"

No Texting

"Cell phones really can increase your efficiency ? just turn them off!"

'Cell phone addiction treatment center'

'There was a what in your soup?'

Before the Internet

"So what? Germs are also invisible!"

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

"Oh, my. . . Billy is so cute!"