Digital Sanitizer Advocate Pillows

"I'll shake your hand as soon as I'm done downloading this hand sanitizer app."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

Flu vaccine.

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Screen Time at the Dining Table

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"For your enjoyment: Please turn off electronic devices, close your eyes, and cover your ears."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"Come home when the internet's back on."

NIl by 'phone.

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

"I agree, it's a real worry. We may have to consider limiting her screen time."

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

No Texting

Hiding From Social Media

"All I said was that for health and safety reasons they'd have to leave their phones switched off!"

Hygiene the best vaccine

"Cell phones really can increase your efficiency ? just turn them off!"

'There was a what in your soup?'

'Cell phone addiction treatment center'

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

"Oh, my. . . Billy is so cute!"

Before the Internet