Extreme Exerciser Mugs

A man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Rock Climber

Exercise Class

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Running

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Jogging Bottoms

Keep Fit.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.