Extreme Exerciser Gifts

A man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Rock Climber

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Exercise Class

Running

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!